Drink every time…

1. Someone makes a Two And A Half Men joke
2. Glee wins something
3. Glee is nominated and doesn’t win something
4. Jane Lynch does a character that she’s already used in something else before
5. There’s a Christina Hendricks cleavage joke
6. A broadcast show loses out to a cable show
7. Friday Night Lights doesn’t win a category they were nominated for
8. Neil Patrick Harris does something kind of cool but that’s also kind of gay
9. The music comes up on someone speaking
10. Game Of Thrones… just Game Of Thrones…
11. There’s a montage
12. Someone references the fact no one watches the Emmys
13. There’s a technical malfunction
14. A theater actor wins
15. The cast of Glee does something that causes secondhand embarrassment
16. Anything causes secondhand embarrassment
17. Anything causes Secondhand Lions
18. MODERN FAMILY JOKE!!!!!
19. A presenter starts a sentence with the phrase with “It’s the year 2011 and…”
20. There’s A pair of ill-matched presenters (extra sips if they’re noticeably drunk)